How do bunnies stay fit?
Hare-robics.
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are grandkids so great?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why are boxers good comedians?