What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the ocean's favorite song?