Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
It's Crowded!
What condiment has wings?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?