What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do snowmen get information?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What table can you never sit at?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?