What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Grazy.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?