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They are both hoping for a call back!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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How do animals blend into the desert?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?