What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How is cat food sold?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?