What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?