Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
They have good jeans.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?