Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What building always gets stains on it?