Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?