What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do bears keep cool?
I broke my finger!
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What is the smallest lion?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do sheep say when they're in love?