Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where do polar bears vote?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?