Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's the politest month?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What horn never makes a sound?
How does the sun listen to music?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What does the sun drink out of?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?