What animal likes to party the most?
Pigs. They go hog wild!
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?