Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
There was no thyme!
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where do books sleep?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do polar bears vote?