What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are goats so funny?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the wolf say to the flea?