What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What animal floats best?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What type of car do planets buy?