What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How are teens like cats?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
How did the pirate call his mother?