What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
A sand crab.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What is the most adorable season?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How long do chickens work?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who does everyone's hair in space?