What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do runners watch so much TV?