What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How much money does a skunk have?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Did you know about April 1st?