What is a table you can eat?
A vegetable.
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?