Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's the most determined bird?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you wash a lamb?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did the snake name his daughter?