What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How does a squid go into battle?