What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the fish blush?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?