How do you wash a lamb?
In the baa-th tub!
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?