What did the snake name his daughter?
Annaconda.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where is the coldest place to work?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?