What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a king's favorite weather?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?