How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
Where do hamsters come from?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What fish sings the best?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What bird helps you stay dry?