How do you send a message in the forest?
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What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do trees try new things so often?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Which subject has two parts?