What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
They fawn over them.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's black and white and red all over?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do airplanes go shopping?