How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do locomotives know where to go?