Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What words make the best athletes?