What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?