What's black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do little monsters call their mother?