Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.