What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What do you call a magical reptile?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?