What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?