Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Who is friends with everyone at school?