Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why was the snake coughing so much?