What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Who invented fractions?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which fly makes films?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?