What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which insect makes the best father?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do bees buzz?
It's Crowded!
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?