Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?