Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Which is the worst season?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the loudest sport?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?