What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
What building always gets stains on it?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call a short cow?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?