What's the most determined bird?
A peli-can!
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the scariest letter?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do billboards talk?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do horses navigate at night?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a dog in space?