Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do bees chew?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?