Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you measure a millennial?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is the emptiest holiday?