Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Who invented fractions?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What bird is always sad?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How much money does a skunk have?