Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do bees chew?
Why are fish such good architects?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What might you call waking up in the morning?