Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Because every fall, they let loose.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the fish so smart?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What animals make the best students?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do scientists freshen their breath?