When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?