What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What fish sings the best?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?