What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
A drizzly bear.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?