What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the bee say to the flower?