What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How is cat food sold?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?