Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
What is the strongest animal?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are all priests fit?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?