Why do rhinos charge?
Because they never carry cash.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?