How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
I lava you.
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?