Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call an insincere horse?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?