Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Just for kicks.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What siblings are always sad?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?