What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
You auto-know better!
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Who invented fractions?
What's E.T. short for?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
It's Crowded!
Why do dogs run in circles?
What shape is bad at driving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?