What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?