What did the airline worker name her child?
Stewart.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
It's Crowded!