Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What horn never makes a sound?