Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Where do ships always get stuck?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do golfers drink on the green?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Where are average things manufactured?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does a cow do math?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?