Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How can you farm during the winter?
What time of day was Adam created?