Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?