Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Because they are great at fixing problems!
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How does a cow do math?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?