What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?