What kind of car does a chicken have?
A coop.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?