Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
When do astronauts eat?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?