Where do kittens go to school?
The Catskills!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do hogs play so much football?