What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?